Stories by Cobweb

strands and spinnings

• Against the Current - going down for the third time
• Going Straight - kind hearts and container lorries
• Hic Draconis - modern dragons require a knight in Armani
• The Bed - because some of us won't see 21 again
• Mastery - read 'The Bed' first or this won't make sense
• No Good Deed - it's a love story, in a manner of speaking
• Novitiate - a domestic discipline relationship requires a man who is sensible, capable and competent. And a Top.
• Right - the things you find behind closed doors
• Sneer of Cold Command - this is just Cobweb taking the mickey
• Tell Me - when what we do is the same, why is it different?
• Happy Endings - because Cobweb is a romantic at bottom, but it's a long way down
• Served Cold - it's a fine line between topping and bossing
• Apples of Gold in Pictures of Silver - subversion. Top version
• Atheris Superciliaris - Cobweb writes Bratfic? It's the end of the world
• Seasonal Adjustments - Gareth plays the field with two slips and a third man
• Remember, Remember - fireworks!
• Excuses - It'll be early bed for somebody
• Whether the Weather - the art of laying flagstones, and builders
• Terms of Engagement - a learning experience
• Reflections - to see ourselves as others see us

nets and niceties

Ross and Jerry and friends

• Closing Time - Ross and Jerry. The Gnome fancies Ross (ooh, I do not! I merely said I liked big hunky Antipodeans. . . oh all right, have it your own way)
• Glove Hurts - Jerry fancies Ross. . .
• Credit Where Credit's Due - Ross extracting payment
• Jobs For The Boys - Callum and James got a story to themselves. . .
• Domestic Security - . . .and then demanded a second one
• Protest Too Much - Jerry discovers that red is such a Christmassy colour
• Hue and Cry - a colourful past and shady goings on in the present disturb Jerry's equanimity
• Calumny - the kindness of strangers
• Simultaneous Equations - quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

wisps and weavings

Not content with her part in the Team Trials series, Fran insisted on some stories of her own, which sort of slot in-between the others...

• October - the Rugby Club's favourite photographer started with cricketers
• Picture This - even a Top starts somewhere
• Under Investigation - sometimes you find out more than you expect
• Nicked - Fran's new Bottom meets the Family. . .
• Rewards (but no Fairies) - or new uses for poppit beads and pound coins
• Debriefing - hanging by a thread
• Brother-in-Law - who (or what) is Nick looking for?
• Copper Bottomed - settling in can be an unsettling experience
• Drowning in Cream - double entendre? Never touch the stuff. . .
• If You Go Down to the Woods Today - you're in for a big surprise. Or not
• Making a Mark - Lines? Fran doesn't give lines, does she?
• Good with his Hans - Nick gets help in to build the shed
• The Spice Route - things get a little hot in the club. . .
• Copping Off - this is pure fantasy, right? I mean they don't really do that stuff?
• To Have and To Hold - rings and things

odds and sods

The ones that didn't fit anywhere else...

• Belted Plaid - a birthday present for our friend Chris
• Janus - (M/F) sometimes people look without seeing...
• Magister Alberic's Book of Dirty Pictures - an MR James parody, and a Christmas present for the Gnome
• Yes, Virginia - there is a Nemesis. Another little Christmas gift, for our Constant Readers

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