The Gnome's Stories

What's a Woodgnome, Daddy? - what is your joint host, exactly?
Linguistic Determinism - the perils of an unfortunate name
Weapons of Ass Destruction - embedded journalists at work
'Twas the Night before Christmas - a seasonal screenplay
Caning the Runes - by M.R. Woodgnome. There are some things Man is not supposed to know
Going Home - because sometimes we do get second chances
Antibodies - sex, sadism, and sick notes in space...
Rustler - and you think your relatives are bad?
Nosy Parker - the thing at the back of the wardrobe is not a lamp post...
The Thirteen Brats - that low whirring sound is James Thurber revolving like a turbine in his grave
The Brat Who Walked By Himself - an Almost So Story
Fire Down Below - sometimes it's sheer hell getting a good spanking

More stories by the Gnome may be found here because the Gnome is too bloody lazy to transfer them to this site, for the moment at least. Of course, Cobweb will have something to say about it—but then you'll find Cobweb always has something to say about things. Ignore her, as long as you're safely out of range.

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